In all seriousness, I side with Chancellor Angela Merkel. Spying on her phone calls seems like a waste of our time and money. Certainly the NSA has more pressing targets to which they can allocate their time and energy.
I king of doubt the Fourth Reich is on the verge of emergence.
I can only assume that it was a slow week, and NSA agents were throwing darts at a map to decide what world leader would be honored with their ears.